From Haelrahv Wiki
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| Town
| Llanfair
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| Sector
| Llanfair Underground
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| Map
| Haidee's Maps
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| Merchant
| A creepy Alteri
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| Number of Rooms
| 1
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| Store Type
| Misc
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[The Llanfair Underground, Dirty Newsstand]
Racks of naughty magazines assault your eyes the moment you enter this newsstand. Constructed of what appear to be discarded pieces of wood, about the only thing that doesn't seem like its about to fall down here is the sales counter itself. Someone is still trying to figure out where that ran off to.
You also see a sales counter with a drab menu on it, a creepy Alteri and a magazine rack with some stuff on it.
| On a magazine rack
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- a current issue of the Rael Hael Reality magazine - $150
- a current issue of Busty Backhair Babes magazine - $250
- a copy of the Bureaucrat's Illustrated swimsuit issue - $750
- a special Xashei issue of Victor's Secret - $1,500
Under the black and orange title are a set of three young Eolai boys wearing skimpy demon costumes. In red, black and white leather, they sport tiny low-ridding shorts with demon tails stitched into the back, long iron-framed wings, platform boots that reach the knee and tiny horns that seem to grow out of their hair. Tiny print tells you that ordering information for this outfit can be found on the back cover.
- a backordered issue of Cybered Magazine - $3,000
Slightly rumpled and missing the back cover, the magazinefeatures a busty human-like female android and its creator, a tiny pink skinned Alteri scientist with an abnormally large head for his race. There is something written on it.
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Item Price
Buy The Pack
1. A pack of Darju special blend cigarettes $100
2. A pack of Alteri aquatic blend cigarettes $100
3. A pack of Jaddan light menthol cigarettes $100
4. A pack of Jaddan menthol cigarettes $100
5. A pack of Gary Gamojab cigarettes $100
6. A pack of pink mint cigarettes $100
7. A pack of Eolai natural blend cigarettes $100
Buy The Carton
8. A carton of Darju special blend cigarettes $950
9. A carton of Alteri aquatic blend cigarettes $950
10. A carton of Jaddan light menthol cigarettes $950
11. A carton of Jaddan menthol cigarettes $950
12. A carton of Gary Gamojab cigarettes $950
13. A carton of pink mint cigarettes $950
14. A carton of Eolai natural blend cigarettes $950
Light 'Em Up
15. A red crystal lighter $10
16. A yellow crystal lighter $10
17. A green crystal lighter $10
18. A blue crystal lighter $10
19. A purple crystal lighter $10
Roll Your Own
20. A tiny brown rolling paper box $100
21. A tin of Esian Blue tobacco $200
22. A tin of Siha Green tobacco $200
23. A tin of Nhulzo Bloodletter tobacco $200
24. A tin of Radu Red tobacco $200
The Finer Things
25. A polished gromwood pipe with silver accents along the $500
stem
26. A polished saifbraelsh pipe with golden accents along $1,000
the stem
